So, I stayed up WAY later than I usually stay up. And most of you know I don’t sleep much but um, the sleep I do get needs to happen. But last night, we had the "Austin A Muse Addicts Gathering Shoebox Swap with Lexi in town thing". And I’m exhausted. Had so much fun from it all. We all had a great time! The problem is I drank caffeine too late at the thing. And then we got home late and I couldn’t sleep. Oh well. TGIF. RIght?
Because I have a million other things to do and post and stamp and clean … yadda yadda yadda, blah blah blah… I came up with this poem….LOL
FIRST, you must check this wikipedia out… I can NOT believe there is an entry for it and more so, I can’t believe the last part I read there…
So, you all know the
Jack and Jill sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G poem, right?
Well, here’s my "LAME" version but it made me laugh….
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Boris and Bernice sitting in a tree
E-X-P-E-R-I-M-E-N-T-I-N-G
First comes INGREDIENTS
Then comes RATS
Then comes explosions followed by
lots of splats.
Yeah, yeah, I know… don’t quit my day job…. Funny. 😛
Very, very funny!!! This would make a great sentiment! Will have to remember this!
LOL! You should do late night caffeine more often! I love your poem. Are you going to post pics from your get together? Please!
Linda
ROTFLMAO!!! Thanks for the chuckle Geeta. It was *seriously* needed. Love ya girl!
LOL!! You really do NEED some sleep! I haven’t heard all those versions of the song, especially the last one!!